Who does she suppose she is, Gwyneth Paltrow?
The youngest daughter of former Gov. Andrew Cuomo and Kerry Kennedy has a booming on-line enterprise hawking aura cleaning, vulva work and crystal trinkets.
Michaela Kennedy-Cuomo, 24, has offered no less than $11,000 in merch similar to “candle magic” kits ($44), crystal bracelets ($66), an eye fixed heal ring ($44), and resin rings ($33) by way of her Etsy store, MicLovesMe, since 2020.
The shop — which shares the identical curated wellness vibes as Paltrow’s nine-figure model Goop — affords some bigger-ticket objects too, together with “Divine Yoni Wall Art” — an acrylic portray of a blue vulva, which offered for $77.77.
“Creating this paintings was an train for me in reclaiming and redefining my energy portal,” she wrote on Instagram.
“We are able to energize the magical powers of candles in our non secular practices by visualizing our desired manifestations earlier than lighting the wick,” its description reads.
She additionally offered $30 bracelets branded “NY TOUGH” — her dad’s mid-pandemic state booster motto.
The Brown College graduate is offered out of every thing — besides a 10-minute guided meditation that guarantees to “cleanse your aura,” “align your chakras,” and “connect with your interior instinct and divinity.” The value to obtain the audio file: $5.55.
“We are able to envision ourselves stepping by way of a silver waterfall. We really feel the nice and cozy water hit the highest of our heads, and, because it drips down, washes away any remnants of conversations, to-do lists, folks, or distracting power,” Kennedy-Cuomo softly intones within the recording. “All are cleansed from our chests, arms, backs, stomachs, legs, and ft, draining far, distant.
“We step out of the waterfall and reveal out glowing selves — unburdened, energized, and open. We loosen up into our root chakras, which is the middle of power at our tailbone,” she goes on, within the ASMR-style recording.
“Thanks Michaela! It’s lovely!” raved one purchaser in an Etsy evaluation.
“You’ve an amazing reward for this,” one other stated.
A rep for Cuomo didn’t return a request for remark.
