What would we do with a half-billion sq. toes of Manhattan workplace house if most of it stays empty? It’s the loaded query concerning the metropolis’s future that not even our brightest, most optimistic minds need to contact.
We’ve been advised that workplace buildings gained’t be vacant eternally. As soon as Omicron recedes, a trickling return to workplaces will swell right into a mighty wave. Buildings won’t be as full as they had been pre-COVID however they’ll be full sufficient to maintain the town’s nice business tax base and preserve landlords from going broke.
So say actual property executives and enterprise leaders, and so have I written many times in The Put up.
However what if we’re all mistaken? What occurs if scary prognostications by the brilliant Wall Street Journal columnist Peggy Noonan come to cross?
Noonan wrote final February that the pandemic caused “the collapse of the commuter mannequin … up to now 12 months the homeowners of nice companies discovered how a lot may be carried out remotely. They hadn’t recognized that!”
She added that “they don’t should pay that killer lease for workplace house anymore. Individuals assume it’ll all snap again when the pandemic is absolutely over however no, a human behavior broke; a brand new approach of working has begun.”
What if our workplace towers, the satisfaction of our skyline, flip into towering white elephants?
We posed the difficulty to city analysts usually desperate to touch upon something from bike lanes to endangered manatees. However not even the oft-quoted Regional Plan Affiliation would contact it. Others whom we reached out to responded to questions we hadn’t requested or modified the topic altogether.
Solely the Actual Property Board of New York, the trade commerce group, tackled the extra restricted subject of learn how to speed up conversion of second-class, older workplace buildings — which REBNY estimated at 220 million sq. toes, or about 40 p.c of the overall workplace inventory — to residential use.
The group famous that the phenomenon was lengthy underway in Decrease Manhattan, the place tens of tens of millions of obsolescent workplace areas discovered new life as residences from the late Nineteen Nineties to the current day.

The whirlwind rescued magnificent however unused landmarks equivalent to 70 Pine St. and One Wall Avenue in addition to scores of lesser properties. It made Downtown a extra cohesive and viable household neighborhood, which helped the world survive the consequences of 9/11 and Hurricane Sandy.
Noting the town’s profound housing scarcity, REBNY produced a batch of proposals to facilitate large-scale office-to-residential conversions. However they’d require wholesale zoning adjustments, state-city cooperation to offer tax subsidies, and cultural adjustments at metropolis companies such because the departments of Housing Preservation and Growth, Buildings, Metropolis Planning and Finance.
REBNY desires the Metropolis Council to arrange a activity drive to check the choices. However till then, we’ll humbly recommend a couple of attainable new future makes use of for some over-the-hill workplace properties. Landlords ought to roll up their sleeves now for a modified future — even when it means changing workplace staff with fantasy.
Take the “Garment District,” which as soon as manufactured most of America’s clothes and is now primarily dwelling to tech, media and smaller monetary corporations that may’t afford fancier digs. Some buildings had been upgraded to modern use — however a surprisingly many dirty, prewar buildings stay caught within the Fifties.

Let’s flip a couple of of them into one thing the town has lengthy deserved: a spectacular museum the place the as soon as closely unionized district’s position in New York historical past and nationwide politics is introduced again to life. Present how seamstresses lent the stitching energy to dress America’s ladies — and why union backing was so essential to generations of Democratic candidates.
An alternative choice is bringing Hollywood right here. Why ought to Queens monopolize Large Apple movie manufacturing? The Steiner, Kaufman Astoria and Silvercup studios are fantastic. However a full-scale Manhattan film and TV complicated could be the crown jewel in “Hollywood on the Hudson.”
Such a facility could possibly be retrofitted inside one of many Large Apple’s quite a few “horizontal skyscrapers” as soon as used as warehouses and delivery terminals. Positive, a few of them are actually dwelling to corporations like Google and Fb. However with their CEOs repeatedly delaying return-to-office plans, who is aware of what they’ll be good for in 5 years?
Whereas we’re at, let’s enhance our architectural gems. Quite a lot of Fifties and Nineteen Sixties workplace buildings have been solely modestly spiffed up (e.g., new lobbies) and a few in no way. Sure properties on Third, Sixth and even Park Avenues can’t compete with properties on which landlords spent tons of of tens of millions of {dollars} to carry them into the twenty first century.

However their Worldwide Fashion curtain partitions powerfully evoke the company mystique of the Eisenhower and “Mad Males” years, when American energy and status had been unchallenged across the globe. They’d be superb repositories for the lore and tradition of their period in New York Metropolis — when CBS, NBC and ABC dominated the airwaves, the Brooklyn Dodgers struggled towards the Yankees and the Beatles took the nation by storm on “The Ed Sullivan Present.”
Lastly, we will all use some enjoyable. Wow, how we’d like enjoyable! How a few huge, indoor amusement park, just like the enclosed portion of Coney Island’s legendary Steeplechase Park.
In fact the children’ carousels and different mild indoor rides would want to present solution to the heart-stopping, pulse-pounding thrills of at present’s Scream Zone and Phoenix curler coaster. And picture a Cyclone that may keep open year-round!
The expertise’s there and the demand won’t ever abate. All it takes is the imaginative and prescient to make it occur inside one in all our 100-year-old, hulking brick-and-mortar Goliaths the place workplace tenants aren’t making landlords wealthy with $35-a-square-foot leases.